NISEKO DARTS GRAND FINALS!!

B- GRADE FINAL WEDNESDAY NIGHT
(THIS WEEK!!! 24-2-10)

Official scorer J 'Build' McGregor
Official MC - Lachie 'The Mouth' Keeves
Official swan diver from balcony - DANGA DART!!

A GRADE FINAL TUESDAY NIGHT
(NEXT WEEK!!! 2-3-10)

Official scorer: TBA
Official MC - Lachie 'The Mouth' Keeves
Official swan diver from balcony - DANGA DART!! - for the grand finale of the season!!!!!

MAY THE CHALK BE WITH YOU!

The Niseko Hirafu 4th Annual International Darts Grand Slam! Season 2009-2010!

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There is a recommended daily intake of Parliazers which, once exceeded may result is pains throughout the body, nausea, fatigue and general misery for the subject. Symptoms include; memory loss, red and sore eyes (similar to having very dry, fine sand tipped into you eyes and then blinking repeatedly), stomach ache, vomiting (see example: Red at the bar last night - straight onto the floor!! - gross! and yes there are photos), head ache, throat ache, coughing, spluttering, slurring, blurred vision, talking absolute shit to everyone, pissing off the balcony at bills, doing random dumb shit, dressing us as a sheep and waking up thinking you acted like a complete gentleman all evening. Remedies vary and range from several cold beers, to lying in bed feeling sorry for one's self, pain killers (lots of), more beers, a visit to Bills to find your darts and hopeless wandering around the house. Recovery time also varies but is most likely accompanied with; a pledge never to drink again, asking around to find out how you got home, several trips to seicomart and a couple to Lawson, some juicy fried chicken and then a complete reversal on you pledge and a repeat of the afore mentioned actions.

Pissed By The End - yes, weren't we all. Friggen heck!! The aptly named team of chino wearing instructors were the epitome of true sportsmen (whist playing darts - afterwards they were a complete bunch of pissed human wrecks) as they punched their way to victory in 5 games. A four-nil win over the 'desperately close but not close enough' Humphrey Bodart. With every game coming down to 1 dart on the double Humphrey Bodart were able to coax but one game from PBTE who snuck over the line with brilliant accuracy and deft digits!

Huge gratitude and thanks go out to Jay who did a bloody awesome job on the score board (no pressure!) with but a few miscalculations quickly corrected by the angry mob held at bay by MC 'get ya fuckin' dart on' Lachie.

Lachie. - Do we thank this guy or thank ourselves lucky that it's only one night of the season that this guy gets a microphone? The dribble of pure scorn and persecution was outstanding with no one safe from the onslaught of the overall wearing jugganaught. Believe it or not he actually was at the bar warming up with jagers before any one turned up. The commentary made the final only more disastrously loose as people turned to the drink to drown their sorrows as Lachie pointed out every failure, lack of dress sense, inappropriate action and generally told everyone how shit they were because he had the mic and they didn't! And yes T-roy is a 15 year old trapped in a 35 year olds body.... can't wait to pass the parcel at his 40th!

42 Below will never be invited back after releasing farm animals into to bar, filling them with vodka and then proceeding to take hundreds of photos some of which included some weird mating rituals on the back deck of Bills.

As the mic was put away and the evening placed in the safe yet lethal hands of Brett and the bills bandits things got a little less serious (about darts) and a little more serious (about drinks) and it all started to take form as the night of the season began.

Paralizers old and new went out to the winning and losing teams...... then it all went absolutely T-roy shaped.

Congratulations Pissed By The End - Big Phil, Scotty, Leif and Beno.... Niseko Hirafu International Darts Grand Slam Premiers 2008-2009!!!

Dartmaster signing off for the season.

So long and thanks for all the 2am trips to Lawson!